Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I need to calm my uterus...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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