Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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