I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
operation harelip BJ is a go
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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