he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
