I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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