Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
time to smoke my breakfast
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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