you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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