I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm passing your future prison.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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