My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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