Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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