i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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