I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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