I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
