Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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