am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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