3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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