it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Text me some of your sweat
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize
