We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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