I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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