Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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