i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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