Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
