So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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