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The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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