is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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