He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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