Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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