This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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