This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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