it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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