I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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