There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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