some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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