i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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