Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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