i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I have demons in me.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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