just tell him i said nine months
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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