Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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