I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Can i not drive my cunt home
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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