Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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