Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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