i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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