2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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