How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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