what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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