Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The adults are the big ones right?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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