if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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