quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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