YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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