Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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